By laffgaffMarch 11, 2016 Really Funny Short Joke – Sex On The Hood My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic… But I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord. Click here to read more funny sex jokes. Related Jokes Not Quite What She Meant! Funny Make Up Sex Joke My Best Friend’s Wife Prostitute Psychologist Funny Sex Addiction Short Joke Funny Gag Reflex Joke