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Sex jokes are always popular. Let's face it we all have dirty minds and so we find dirty jokes about sex funny.

And so to satisfy your lust for them, we've gathered together all our favorite funny sex jokes.

We hope you have as much fun reading them as we did collecting them!


Best Sex Jokes

A man walks into a bar and orders ten shots of Jagermeister.

The bartender says, "Wow, that's a lot. Are you celebrating?"

The man replies, "Yes! My first blowjob!"

The bartender says, "Oh, congratulations! But if you don't mind me asking, why ten shots?"

The man says, "If that won't get the taste out, nothing will."


A man walks into a bar.

As he sits down at the bar a busty blonde waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food.

The man looks up at the menu above the bar and sees that it says, "Hot dog $2, Cheese burger $5, Hand job $10".

He asks the waitress, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"

She winks and replies, "Why yes I am".

The man says, "Well in that case, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger".


Why do Jewish men get circumcised? 

Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.


Doctor: "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating."

Man: "Oh my God, doc! Why?!?"

Doctor: "I'm trying to examine you."


What did the leper say to the prostitute?

You can just keep the tip.


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