I accidentally drank some holy water with my laxative.
I’m about to start a religious movement.
A Jew was lying on his death bed. He asks his wife if she is there. She says that she is.
He asks his son if he is there. He replies that he is.
He asks if his daughter is there. She replies that she is.
As he finds out everyone is there, he has a heart attack and dies. His last words were, “Why… is no-one… in the shop?”