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Labor Pains

My wife screamed in pain during labor so I asked, “What’s wrong?”.

She screamed. “These contractions are going to kill me!!”

“I am sorry, honey,” I replied. “What is wrong?”

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Catfish Joke

In New York City, a fisherman reeled in a 250 pound catfish 6 feet 6 inches long.

I don’t get what the big deal is. I do that on Tinder every day.

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Strange Housework

My wife said she was leaving me because “I can’t do anything right when it comes to housework.”

Selfish woman, it took me hours to mop that carpet.

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