Funny Girlfriend Joke
This girl had been out for the evening and met this guy who she brought back to her house, where they were kissing and cuddling downstairs.
Because her parents were asleep in bed upstairs, she told the guy they had to be quiet and when he told her that he was desperate to use the toilet, she didn’t want to send him upstairs and run the risk of him waking her parents up. So she told him he should just use the kitchen sink instead.
A few minutes later he popped his head around the door.
She whispered as quietly as she could to him, “Have you finished?”
“Yeah,” he whispered back, “Have you got any toilet paper?”