Women laughing at hilarious joke

Where Has The Time Gone?

I was at a party the other day when I lost my watch.

A bit later I saw a guy standing on it while sexually harassing a girl.

I walked up to the guy and punched him in the face.

No one does that to a girl.. not on my watch.

Women laughing at hilarious joke

Lovers Names Joke

When I see lovers names engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic…

I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

Clean Short Jokes

Breakfast In Bed

Women can be so ungrateful sometimes.

I made her breakfast in bed and instead of saying “Thank you”, she was all like…

“How did you get in my house?”