I hate it when a couple start having an argument in front of you.
They could at least have waited until I got dressed and left.
I love to pamper my girlfriend after she’s had a stressful day at work.
I get her to text me when she’s leaving so I can get the hot tap running, swirl around the foam and bubbles and time everything perfectly so that the moment she walks through the door…
the dishes are piled up and waiting for her.