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Catfish Joke

In New York City, a fisherman reeled in a 250 pound catfish 6 feet 6 inches long.

I don’t get what the big deal is. I do that on Tinder every day.

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Impress The Girls

I joined a gym and said to the trainer, “I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?”

He said, “Try the ATM outside”.

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Strange Housework

My wife said she was leaving me because “I can’t do anything right when it comes to housework.”

Selfish woman, it took me hours to mop that carpet.

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Really Smart Girlfriend

I left my phone at home so I borrowed my friend’s to call my girlfriend.

She answered, “Hi, honey!”

What a smart girl! She knew I was the one on the phone!

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Funny Chemotherapy Joke

My girlfriend lost all her hair during chemotherapy and she was crying for hours.

I said, “Why are you so upset? It’s just hair. I’m the one who’s got to find a new girlfriend.”

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Funny Dating Joke

Dating is a lot like fishing.

Sure there’s plenty of fish in the sea.

But until I catch one, I’m just stuck here holding my rod.

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Funny Blind Date Joke

I had a blind date last night but before it I was worried what to do if she was really unattractive. My friend told me not to worry as there’s an app for just that situation.

It’s called “Mom Are You Ok” and it schedules your phone to ring just after you meet your date.

If you like her, you just ignore your phone.

If you want to cut short the date, you answer with, “Mom? What’s the matter? Are you okay?”

It works every time, no worries.

So anyway, I knocked on the girl’s door and it turns out I needn’t have worried at all. She was absolutely gorgeous and stunning!

But just when I was about to speak to her, her phone rang.

She answered it and said, “Mom? What’s the matter? Are you okay?”