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Catfish Joke

In New York City, a fisherman reeled in a 250 pound catfish 6 feet 6 inches long.

I don’t get what the big deal is. I do that on Tinder every day.

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Impress The Girls

I joined a gym and said to the trainer, “I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?”

He said, “Try the ATM outside”.

Smiley laughing at extremely funny joke!

Strange Housework

My wife said she was leaving me because “I can’t do anything right when it comes to housework.”

Selfish woman, it took me hours to mop that carpet.

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Really Smart Girlfriend

I left my phone at home so I borrowed my friend’s to call my girlfriend.

She answered, “Hi, honey!”

What a smart girl! She knew I was the one on the phone!