Funny Relationship JokesFunny Relationship Jokes

Funny relationship jokes are always engaging (see what we did there!), and none more so than this hilarious collection of jokes about relationships that we've put together. There's something to cover every aspect of being in a relationship.

So we hope you enjoy these funny relationship jokes.



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Latest Relationships Jokes

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Valentine’s Day Flowers

My wife just called me and said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentine’s Day. They are absolutely gorgeous!”

I replied, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.”

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Different Clothes

My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with wearing different clothes every half an hour.

I said, “Wait, I can change.”

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Relationship Game

My girlfriend said to me last night, “You treat our relationship like some kind of game!”

Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance.

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Large Photo Frame

My wife says that I wasted money by ordering a 3 meter wide frame for our wedding photo.

Well I think she should look at the bigger picture.

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Son’s Train Set

I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son’s train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it.

I think I managed to cover my tracks.

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A Night In

Last night, I gave my girlfriend a medieval battle uniform to polish while I went to the bar…

She always said she wanted a night in, shining armor.

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Cheapskate

My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met in her life.

I’m not buying it.

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Golden Gate Bridge

My wife and I are planning a trip to San Francisco to finally fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing The Golden Gate in person.

She asked me, “What are you going to do when you see it at last?”

I said, “Let’s cross that bridge when we get to it.”My wife and I are planning a trip to San Francisco to finally fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing The Golden Gate in person.

She asked me, “What are you going to do when you see it at last?”

I said, “Let’s cross that bridge when we get to it.”

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First Child

I rang the doctor and said, “Quick! My pregnant wife’s going into labor, what should I do?”

He said, “Is this her first child?”

I said, “No, this is her husband.”