A collection of hilarious potato punsFunny Potato Puns

All of a spud-den we feel the urge to provide you with these hilariously spud-tacular potato puns.

We hope you find them as a-peel-ing as we do.

Enjoy!

What's a potatoes favorite horror movie?

The Silence of the Yams.

I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.

All potato puns are pomme de terrible.

I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.

What do you call a potato that smokes weed?

A baked potato.

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to jump into boiling water?

A hesi-tater.

Why do potatoes make good detectives?

Because they keep their eyes peeled.

What do you call a potato at a football game?

A spec-tater.

When potato chips don't sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.

Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off?

It was decap-potatoed.

What do you call a spinning potato?

A rotate-o.

What do you call a baby potato?

Small fry.

Potato puns are a-peeling.

What do you call a lazy spud?

A couch potato.

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

Who is a potato's favorite author?

Edgar Allen Poe-tato.

A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.

She said, "Aww, why are you so sweet?"

He said, "It's just the way I yam."

What do you get when it rains potatoes?

Spuddles.

Why was the potato put in an asylum?

It was starch raving mad.

What's a potato's favorite TV programme?

Starch Trek.

Who is the most powerful potato?

Darth Tater.

How does a potato win at Street Fighter?

By mashing the kick button.

If you're looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.

Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?

Because he was a common-tater.

What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes?

A medi-tator.

What's a potato's least favorite dance?

The Mash Potato.

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