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Are you a Pikachu?

Because you’re shockingly beautiful.

I’d like to Pikachu naked.
Are you a Flareon?

Because you’re a sexy fox.

My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail.
You’re worth more than a thousand Nuggets.
If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.
Wynaut go out with me?
If I were a Milktank, I’d use Attract on you.
Do you wanna battle?

Because my balls are at the ready!

You just Weedle-d your way into my heart.
Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
You must be a Magnemite because I’m attracted to you.
Do you want to register your number in my PokeNav?
Hello Beautifly, you’re looking absolutely Goldeen tonight.
Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
When I saw you girl, my Metapod used Harden.
I’d like to ride you like a Horsea.
I’d like to Rock Slide all the way through your Dark Cave.
When I look at you, my Metapod can’t get any harder.
Can I Squirtle in your Meowth?
You remind me of Pokemon…

I just want to Pikachu.

I’m like a Ditto…

I’ll be anything you want me to be.

Do you want to play my Poke Flute?
My love burns for you like the fire on a Typhlosion’s back.
When I’m around you, I’m like a Geodude…

As hard as a rock!

You must be a Hot girl…

Because I want to stick my Onix into your Cloyster.

I’ve got Masterballs baby.
You may want to catch ’em all, but I only want to catch you.
Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?
You must know Tail Whip…

Because your beauty leaves me defenceless.

I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you’re stunning.
You must know Earthquake, because you’re smile leaves me shaking inside.
Are you a Rare Candy?

Because I feel a level-up.

Do you know Dig?

Because you just dug your way straight to my heart.

If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.
Do you wanna Lickilicky my icky sticky?
Are you an HM move?

Because I can’t seem to forget about you.

My Donphan won’t Rollout for you much longer.
I must need an Awakening, because I just found the girl of my dreams.
Do you wanna see what’s in my ball bag?
You’re so cool I’d need an Ice Heal just to chill with you.
Hi baby, do you want to see my Poli-wag?
I slipped some Poison in your drink.

Go out with me and I’ll give you the Antidote.

Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.
There are plenty of fish in the sea…

But you’re my Golden Magikarp.

Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?
I bought you an Everstone because I love you just the way you are.
How would you like me to use my Onix to Bind you to my bed?
Charmeleons are red,

Wartortles are blue,

If you catch my heart,

I’ll be your Pikachu.

My Gyarados is big enough for you to ride it all day and night.
Hi babe, I see you’re trying to use Attract on me.

If you were wondering, it’s working – I just used Harden.

Yveltal is red,

Xerneas is blue,

Fennekin is cute,

But not as cute as you.

Hey beautiful, do you want to Spoink?
You must know Gust…

Because you totally blew me away.

You’re more beautiful than a Beautifly.
Your smile is stronger than a Hyper Beam.
Let’s have a Togepi of our own!
You’re hotter than a Charizard’s breath.
Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?
I’m Natu fond of anyone but you.
I’d like to get in your rock tunnel.
You’re so hot you must have the Volcano badge.
What’s your favorite move?

Mine is Lick.

It feels like my Attack suddenly dropped.

It must have been your Charm.

You’ll be Weezing after I’m done with you.
Girl, did you just use Flash?

Because you light up my world.

You’ve got the lips of a Jynx!
Can I get into your Secret Base?
You make my Darkrai rise.
You remind me of Deoxys…

You’re out of this world.

Damn girl! Those are some nice Hoothoots you got there.
Hi baby, how’d you like it if I stuck it in your Wooper?
My Kadabra just used Future Sight…

And it looks like we’ve got a future together.

How’d you like to see my Viridian forest, baby? Well it’s not really Viridian.
How about you come and see my Safari Zone.
Do you wanna to ride my Em-pole-on?
You’re such a good catch…

I think I’ll use my only Master Ball on you.

Did you learn Flash?

Because your smile could light up the Darkest Caves.

Let’s make like a Super Rod and hook up.
I’m going to Hoppip into your pants.
Hey girl, my Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke’s tail!
Squirtle isn’t the only one that can use Water Gun.

Do you want me to show you?

STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Do you want to help me out?
Do you like Pokeballs?

Because you’re about to get really close to mine.

I wish I was a Seaking, so I could Horn Drill you.
Let’s make RegiLove!
Want to Link your cable onto me?
I’d like to Leech my Seeds into you.
You put the “Wiggle” in Wigglytuff.
Aipom’s pretty good with his hands, and so am I.
I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.
If I was a Pokemon right now, I’d be an Erectabuzz
If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you’d win first place in the Beauty Contest.
I think we’re going to need Defog before the night is done.
I’d like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.
Are you a Hitmonlee?

Because your body is kickin’.

My Typhlosion knows Eruption.
You make me feel like an Electrode, you give me an Explosion in my pants.
You make me erupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.
You must be a Charmander…

Because you’re getting me hot.

Let’s make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers.
Baby, I’m a Mismagius…

I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.

My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!
Don’t make me use Water Gun all over you!
Are you from the Hoenn Region?

Because you’re the only HO I see.

I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.
I’m a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.
How about you use Rest, so I can sleep with you.
You put the “Double-D” in Dodou.
Butterfree up your schedule, because you’re going out with me.
I heard Meowth’s not the only mischievous pussy in town.
Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?
Did you just FLASH(HM 05) me?
Your going to need a Hyper Potion by the time I’m done with you, girl.
You put the “bone” in Cubone.
You set my Chimchar on fire.
I’ll use Rock Climb in your Fortress.
My Diglett’s attracted to your Sweet Scent.
Did you use Confuse Ray?

Because your making me dizzy.

Do you wanna see my Nuggets?
I’d Pound you with my Piplup.
You make me Rhy-horny, girl.
You just gave me a Cubone.
My Bulbasaur knows Tickle.
I can make your Jigglypuffs sing.
I can make your Milktanks moo.
I wish you and I were Weedles…

So you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together.

Hey baby, I’ve got some legendary Pokemon…

Do you want to touch my Pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?

If you were a Pokemon, you’d be a Squirtle…

Because you make me wet!

Let’s go make a Mewtwo of our own.
I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use Splash on you.
My Exeggcute are pretty weak.

Let’s battle so they can get some experience.

Do you want to watch my Ekans evolve?
I made you some MooMoo Milk, but I forgot to use my Milktank.
You make my Gyrados Hydropump!
I wanna spread Honey on your Forretress.
If I were a Ghastly, I’d seep right through your pants.
You give my Gengar that smile.
If I were a Hitmonchan, I’d Thunderpunch dat ass.
Is that a Tangela down there?
Do you wanna see my Bell-sprout?
Will you use Rock Polish on my Pokeballs?
I wish I was an Abra…

So I could Teleport to your bedroom.

If I were a Pidgeotto, I’d Gust your pants off.
It’s a good thing that I’m a Pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!
If I were a Clefairy, I’d Double Slap that ass, girl.
Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
My Magikarp knows a little more than Splash if you know what I mean.
I like to compare myself with Smeargle…

I’m pretty handy with a paintbrush.

You’re so hot, I’m going to need a Burn Heal.
You put the “cool” in Tentacool.
Why don’t you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle.
Do you want to help my Ekans learn intercourse?
Starmie and Staryu belong together.
I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs.
I’ve got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place I’ll show you his move Earthquake (TM 27).
I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.

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