Redneck Virgin Joke
A redneck finds out one day that his girlfriend is still a virgin.
When he finds out, he stands up, turns away from her, and leaves without saying a word.
Later, he’s at the bar with his buddies and they ask him what went wrong.
He explains, “If she ain’t good enough for her daddy, her uncle, her brother, and her cousin, she ain’t good enough for me!”