When someone says, “Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable” how long are they normally gone?
Two days seems like an awfully long time.
A black hole and a nebula go for a meal together at a restaurant.
The nebula orders a huge amount of food but the black hole just orders a drink and a small appetizer.
The nebula says to the black hole, “Are you sure you don’t want more?”
The black hole replies, “Nah, I eat light.”