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Funny Brexit Joke

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walk into a bar.

The Englishman wanted to go, so they all had to leave.

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Funeral Joke

During a funeral, the pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall whilst carrying the coffin and when they do so they hear a faint moan.

So they open the casket only to find that the woman inside is actually alive.

She lives for 10 more years after this and then eventually dies and so there’s another funeral for her.

At the end of the service, as the pallbearers carry out the casket, the husband cries out, “Watch out for the wall!”

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Funny Stats Joke

My stats professor told me that the larger the sample size, the more trustworthy the data.

I guess the N’s justify the means.

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Taxi Driver

I got fired from my job as a taxi driver.

It turns out my customers didn’t like it when I tried to go the extra mile.

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Funny Blind Date Joke

I had a blind date last night but before it I was worried what to do if she was really unattractive. My friend told me not to worry as there’s an app for just that situation.

It’s called “Mom Are You Ok” and it schedules your phone to ring just after you meet your date.

If you like her, you just ignore your phone.

If you want to cut short the date, you answer with, “Mom? What’s the matter? Are you okay?”

It works every time, no worries.

So anyway, I knocked on the girl’s door and it turns out I needn’t have worried at all. She was absolutely gorgeous and stunning!

But just when I was about to speak to her, her phone rang.

She answered it and said, “Mom? What’s the matter? Are you okay?”

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Moving Fox

A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs.

So he rings the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he’s found.

She says, “Oh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”

The guy replies, “I don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”

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Funny Baby Joke

I asked to switch seats on my flight because I was next to a screaming baby.

Apparently, that’s not allowed if the baby’s yours.

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Funny Donald Trump Joke

America and Britain are having a competition to see who can mess their country up the most.

Britain is currently in the lead but America has a Trump card.

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Funny Music Joke

Two windmills are standing in a field. One asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?”

The other one says, “I’m a big metal fan.”