I was at a party the other day when I lost my watch.
A bit later I saw a guy standing on it while sexually harassing a girl.
I walked up to the guy and punched him in the face.
No one does that to a girl.. not on my watch.
A guy goes to the doctors and says, “Doctor, I keep having these alternating, recurring dreams. First I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam; then I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam. It’s driving me crazy. What’s wrong with me?”
The doctor replies: “It’s very simple. You’re two tents.”