Funny Short Joke

Fortune Teller

“I can see you standing in front of a log cabin in the middle of a huge storm, and fir trees are standing behind you,” said the old gypsy woman, staring into her crystal ball.

I said, “I think that’s actually a snow globe you’ve picked up there.”

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Boy laughing at short funny joke

Look On The Bright Side

My best mate, Dave passed away yesterday so I went to see his wife today.

I said, “Look on the bright side, at least he’s not suffering anymore.”

She said, “He wasn’t ill, he died all of a sudden.”

I said, “I know, I meant being married to you.”

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