Funny Short Joke

Taxi Home Joke

I got a taxi home last night and when it pulled up the driver said “That’ll be six dollars, please.”

I said “I’ve only got 5, can you reverse a bit?”

Funny Short Joke

Dog Walks Into Bar

A dog walks into a bar, and takes a seat.

He says to the barman, ‘Can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please’.

The barman says, ‘Wow, that’s amazing! You should join the circus!’

The dog replies, ‘Why? Do they need electricians?’

Clean Short Jokes

Breakfast In Bed

Women can be so ungrateful sometimes.

I made her breakfast in bed and instead of saying “Thank you”, she was all like…

“How did you get in my house?”

Funny Joke

Wicker Chairs

Two old men are sitting on the deck of a cruise ship.

The first one asks, “Have you read Marx?”

The other one replies, “Yes. I believe that comes from sitting on these wicker chairs.”

Gnome laughing at funny jokes

Strange Underwear

A guy wearing only Saran wrap underwear walks into a psychiatrists office.

The doctor takes one look at him and says, “Well, I can clearly see your nuts.”

Women laughing at hilarious joke

Man Of Mystery

I was at a job interview today.

The interviewer said to me, “On your CV, it says that you’re a man of mystery.”

I said, “That’s correct.”

He said, “Would you like to elaborate?”

I said, “No.”