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Book Of Revelation – Donald Trump Joke

John the Apostle is writing the Book of Revelation.

He says to God, “So, Lord, the end will be signalled by trumpets?”

God replies, “No… I said Trump/Pence.”

John says, “Yeah, trumpets.”

God says, “No… oh, never mind. They’ll know.”

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Funny Teddy Bear Joke

A little girl is having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear. She says, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?”

The bear replies, “No thanks, I’m stuffed.”

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Melania Trump Joke

Donald Trump may be the next president of the U.S.A. but the real winner is Melania Trump.

She can now call herself the First Lady instead of the Third Wife.

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Funny Computer Science Student Joke

A mugger jumps out in front of a university student and shouts, “Your money or your life!”

The student just keeps on walking as he says, “Sorry, I’m a computer science student, I don’t have either.”