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Strange Housework

My wife said she was leaving me because “I can’t do anything right when it comes to housework.”

Selfish woman, it took me hours to mop that carpet.

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How Many Trees?

My son asked my how you can tell if someone is an alcoholic.

I said, “Do you see those four trees over there? Well, an alcoholic would see eight.”

My son said, “But Dad, I only see two.”

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Wrong Stereotype

People think just because I grew up in the ghetto back in the 80s, I should walk around carrying a big old boom box on my shoulder.

But I refuse to go with that stereotype.

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