Funny Joke

If Anything Ever Happens

My girlfriend said to me the other day, “If anything ever happens to me, I want you to meet someone new.”

Apparently, getting stuck in traffic doesn’t count as “anything”.

Funny Short Joke

Funny Lobster Joke

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

One’s a crusty bus station, the other’s a busty crustacean.

Funny Joke

Funny Medicinal Marijuana Joke

Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritis pain.

In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.