Gnome laughing at funny jokes

Funny Poop Your Pants Joke

I tried to explain to my four-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants.

But he’s not buying it. In fact, he’s still making fun of me.

Funny Joke

If Anything Ever Happens

My girlfriend said to me the other day, “If anything ever happens to me, I want you to meet someone new.”

Apparently, getting stuck in traffic doesn’t count as “anything”.