Boy laughing at short funny joke

Funny Named After Joke

I told my girlfriend I was named after Thomas Jefferson.

She said, “But your name is Brian.”

I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”

Funny Short Joke

Funny Democracy Joke

To teach my kids about democracy, I let them vote on what we would have for dinner.

They picked pizza.

Then I made tacos because they don’t live in a swing state.

Gnome laughing at funny jokes

The Other Side Of The River Joke

Two men are on opposite sides of a river. The first man shouts to the second, “Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?”

The second guy shouts back, “You are on the other side of the river!”