The nastiest sexual and dirty Yo Mama jokes.Dirty Yo Mama Jokes

Your Mom jokes are a great way of insulting someone and winding them up. And some of the most effective ones are the nasty sexual and dirty Yo Mama jokes.

Here's a selection of our favorite examples.

Enjoy, and use with caution!

Yo Mama such a tramp ...

her legs are like peanut butter... Easy to spread.

she's like a library - open to the public.

she gives out frequent rider miles.

she's like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop; it ain't that hard to score.

I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

she's like a doorknob... Everyone gets a turn.

she has a number dispenser on her bedpost.

I told her to do the robot and now R2D2 has HIV.

she's like a fine restaurant... She only takes deliveries in the rear.

I chatted with her on Skype and she gave me a virus.

she's got more clap than an auditorium.

she's like an ATM - open 24 hours.

she's like a fan... Always blowing someone.

she's like a streetlamp - you can find her turned on at night on any street corner.

she has a sign by her crotch which says, "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts".

she's like a gas station - when you pay, she pumps.

she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

there's a party in her mouth and everybody's coming.

she's like Humpty Dumpty. First she gets humped, then she gets dumped.

like the city bus - guys hop on and off her all day long.

her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

she's like a squirrel; she's always got some nuts in her mouth.

she's like a basketball hoop - everyone gets a shot.

she's like Vegas... Where everyone blows their wad.

she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle.

she's like a refrigerator; everyone puts their meat in her.

she has more crabs than Red Lobster.

she's had more rappers in her than an iPod.

she's like a parking garage - 3 bucks and you're in.

her vagina's called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin.

her nickname's SUV, because she's big and there's room for 6 construction workers inside.

she's like a hardware store - 5 cents a screw.

even dogs won't sniff her crotch.

she's like a Christmas Tree - everybody hangs balls on her.

they call her the carpenter's delight - flat as a board and easy to nail.

her vagina's like a revolving door... There's always somebody coming in and out.

she's like the Suez Canal - vessels full of seamen pass through every day.

she did the splits and gave the floor an STD.

she's like a NASCAR driver... She burns 50 rubbers a day.

she's like a championship ring - everyone puts a finger in her.

she's like a bowling ball... She always ends up in the gutter.

she's like the Pillsbury dough boy... Everybody pokes her.

her vagina's in the NFL Hall Of Fame for greatest wide-receiver.

she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.

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