The nastiest sexual and dirty Yo Mama jokes.Dirty Yo Mama Jokes

Your Mom jokes are a great way of insulting someone and winding them up. And some of the most effective ones are the nasty sexual and dirty Yo Mama jokes.

Here's a selection of our favorite examples.

Enjoy, and use with caution!


Yo Mama so dirty ...

Yo Mama so dirty her legs are like peanut butter... Easy to spread.

Yo Mama so dirty she's like a library... Open to the public.

Yo Mama so dirty she gives out frequent rider miles.

Yo Momma so dirty she's like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop; it ain't that hard to score.

Yo Mama so dirty I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo Momma so dirty she's like a doorknob... Everyone gets a turn.

Yo Mama so dirty she has a number dispenser on her bedpost.

Yo Mama so dirty I told her to do the robot and now R2D2 has HIV.

Yo Momma so dirty she's like a fine restaurant... She only takes deliveries in the rear.

Yo Momma so dirty I chatted with her on Skype and she gave me a virus.

Yo Mama so dirty she's got more clap than an auditorium.

Yo Momma so dirty she's like an ATM... Open 24 hours.

Yo Mama so dirty she's like a fan... Always blowing someone.

Yo Mama so dirty she's like a streetlamp... You can find her turned on at night on any street corner.

Yo Mama so dirty she has a sign by her crotch which says, "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts".

Yo Momma so dirty she's like a gas station... When you pay, she pumps.

Yo Mama so dirty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo Mama so dirty there's a party in her mouth and everybody's coming.

Yo Momma so dirty she's like Humpty Dumpty... First she gets humped, then she gets dumped.

Yo Mama so dirty like the city bus... Guys hop on and off her all day long.

Yo Mama so dirty her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

Yo Mama so dirty she's like a squirrel... She's always got some nuts in her mouth.

Yo Momma so dirty she's like a basketball hoop... Everyone gets a shot.

Yo Mama so dirty she's like Vegas... Where everyone blows their wad.

Yo Momma so dirty she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle.


Yo Mama so dirty she's like a refrigerator... Everyone puts their meat in her.

Yo Mama so dirty she has more crabs than Red Lobster.

Yo Momma so dirty she's had more rappers in her than an iPod.

Yo Momma so dirty she's like a parking garage... 3 bucks and you're in.

Yo Mama so dirty her vagina's called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin.

Yo Mama so dirty her nickname's SUV, because she's big and there's room for 6 construction workers inside.

Yo Mama so dirty she's like a hardware store... 5 cents a screw.

Yo Mama so dirty even dogs won't sniff her crotch.

Yo Momma so dirty she's like a Christmas Tree... Everybody hangs balls on her.

Yo Mama so dirty they call her the carpenter's delight... Flat as a board and easy to nail.

Yo Momma so dirty her vagina's like a revolving door... There's always somebody coming in and out.

Yo Momma so dirty she's like the Suez Canal... Vessels full of seamen pass through every day.

Yo Momma so dirty she did the splits and gave the floor an STD.

Yo Momma so dirty she's like a NASCAR driver... She burns 50 rubbers a day. 

Yo Mama so dirty she's like a championship ring... Everyone puts a finger in her.

Yo Mama so dirty she's like a bowling ball... She always ends up in the gutter.

Yo Mama so dirty she's like the Pillsbury dough boy... Everybody pokes her.

Yo Momma so dirty her vagina's in the NFL Hall Of Fame for greatest wide-receiver.

Yo Mama so dirty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.


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