We’ve published some funny newspaper headlines before but they’re always hilarious so we make no apologies for producing some more. So without further ado, here’s another selection of the finest and funniest news headlines due to a lack of proofreading for you to enjoy.
24 Funny News Headlines
Grandmother Of Eight Makes Hole In One
Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests
Smokers Are Productive, But Death Cuts Efficiency
Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
Child’s Death Ruins Couple’s Holiday
Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She Hasn’t Seen In Years
Death Causes Loneliness, Feeling Of Isolation
Republicans Turned Off By Size Of Obama’s Package
Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In Ten Years
Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors
Shot Off Woman’s Leg Helps Nicklaus To 66
Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing In Killing
Dealers Will Hear Car Talk At Noon
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?
Juvenile Court Tries Shooting Defendant
Kicking Baby Considered Healthy
Stolen Painting Found By Tree
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Miners Refuse To Work After Death
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