A collection of even more genuine funny news headlinesFunny News Headlines

We've published some funny newspaper headlines before but they're always hilarious so we make no apologies for producing some more.

So without further ado, here's another selection of the finest and funniest news headlines for you to enjoy.



Grandmother Of Eight Makes Hole In One

Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung

Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests

Smokers Are Productive, But Death Cuts Efficiency

Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

Child’s Death Ruins Couple’s Holiday

Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She Hasn't Seen In Years

Death Causes Loneliness, Feeling Of Isolation

Republicans Turned Off By Size Of Obama’s Package

Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers

Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In Ten Years

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors

Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus To 66

Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing In Killing

Dealers Will Hear Car Talk At Noon

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?

Juvenile Court Tries Shooting Defendant

Kicking Baby Considered Healthy

Stolen Painting Found By Tree

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Miners Refuse To Work After Death


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