My Wife Left Me JokeMy Wife Left Me Joke

When my wife left, I was sad and lonely.

So I went out and bought a motorbike, had sex with two prostitutes and blew a thousand dollars on drugs and alcohol.

She’s going to go nuts when she gets back from work.

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