Funny Drunk Husband Joke
I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all.
“How much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me.
“Nothing” I slurred.
“Look at me!” she shouted, “It’s either me or the pub, which one is it?”
I paused for a second while I thought, and said, “It’s you, I can tell by the voice.”