Getting Contractions

Pregnant wife joke from LaffGaff.

Funny Pregnant Wife Joke

My wife called me today while I was at work and said, “Honey, I’ve started to get contractions. I need you to drive to the hospital.”

Forty-five minutes later when I got there, I called her back and asked, “Right I’m here, what do you want me to do now?”


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