Funny Romantic Husband JokeFunny Romantic Husband Joke

A romantic wife sent a text to her husband one day. It read, “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, sent me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!”

The husband, a typically non-romantic man, replied, “I am on the toilet. Please advice…”

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