Funny Young Looking Wife Joke
My wife came home from the doctors today and was looking all pleased with herself, so I asked her why she was so happy.
She said, “The doctor said that for a 45 year old woman, I’ve got the breasts of an 18 year old.”
I said, “Oh yeah, and what did he say about your 45 year old ass?”
She said, “Your name never came up in conversation.”