These funny knock knock pick up lines are sure to get the object of your affections to open up! We can’t guarantee they won’t slam the door in your face once they hear the punchline but hey, you can’t have everything!
Enjoy this collection of funny knock knock pick up lines…
Funny Knock Knock Pick Up Lines
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Needle little love right now.
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re asleep.
Ima horny, let’s screw.
Dewey have to use a condom?
Honeydew know who fine you’re looking?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
Candice be love that I’m feeling?
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
Aldo anything for you.
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
Tex two to tango.
Juno I love you, don’t you?
Jamaican me horny.
Mirra mirra on the wall, you’re the fairest of them all.