Knock Knock Pick Up LinesThese funny knock knock pick up lines are sure to get the object of your affections to open up! We can’t guarantee they won’t slam the door in your face once they hear the punchline but hey, you can’t have everything!

Enjoy this collection of funny knock knock pick up lines…

Funny Knock Knock Pick Up Lines

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

When where.

When where who?

Tonight, my place, me and you.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Al.

Al who?

Al give you a kiss if you open the door.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan to do something naughty with you.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Howie.

Howie who?

Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Amanda.

Amanda who?

Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little love right now.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ike.

Ike who?

Ike can rock your world, baby.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Bill Cosby.

Bill Cosby who?

Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re asleep.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ima.

Ima who?

Ima horny, let’s screw.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey have to use a condom?

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Honeydew.

Honeydew who?

Honeydew know who fine you’re looking?

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin time to give you a kiss.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice be love that I’m feeling?

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Baby owl.

Baby owl who?

Baby owl see you later at my place.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Aldo.

Aldo who?

Aldo anything for you.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Butch.

Butch who?

Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Tex.

Tex who?

Tex two to tango.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno I love you, don’t you?

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Jamaican.

Jamaican who?

Jamaican me horny.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Mirra.

Mirra who?

Mirra mirra on the wall, you’re the fairest of them all.

Knock Knock Pick Up Lines

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