Ice Breaker Jokes
Whether you’re making a speech, hosting a staff meeting, at a party, on a first date, or just meeting someone new, humor is a great way to break the ice. It’s always good to have a some go-to funny jokes you can rely on, and so to help you out here’s a collection of our favorite funny ice breaker jokes that are perfect for any occasion.
Enough to break the ice.
The guy says, “Yes, of course, officer” and drives off.
The next day though, the cop pulls the same man over again and finds he is once more driving around with twenty penguins in the back of the car.
The cop says to the guy, “Hey! I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo yesterday.”
The guy says, “I did, officer. And today, I’m taking them to the movies.”
The first woman said, “Sometimes I find myself standing in front of the refrigerator holding a jar of mayonnaise and I can’t for the life of me remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich with it.”
The second woman then said, “Yes, I know what you mean. Sometimes I’ll be stood halfway up the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.”
The third woman then knocked her hand on the table and rather smugly said, “Well, I’m glad I don’t have that problem; knock on wood.”
As she rapped her knuckles on the table, she said, “That must be someone at the door. I’ll get it!”
You: “Oh sorry, that’s not a good ice breaker.”
It was a real conversation starter.
He couldn’t lay off the quack.
I was really confused by the way they acted for months. One day, I’d see them and they’d be happy and joyful as they frolicked gleefully about the forest.
Then other times I’d see them and they’d be really sad and miserable.
It went on like that for ages and I just couldn’t understand it: Happy, miserable, happy, miserable.
Then one day I figured it out. They’re bipolar bears!
They find it difficult to break the ice.
It’s called Jehovah’s Fitness.
I was going to move into a house, but that’s another storey!
So I gave her a Kit Kat.
Ice Breaker Jokes
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