These magical Harry Potter puns are bound to cast a laughter spell on you!Harry Potter Puns

These wizard Harry Potter puns are truly magical.

They could make even the stoniest of stony faces laugh and are bound to cast a spell.

So enjoy them!

What do you call a postal carrier that can speak to packages?

A parcel tongue.

What kind of laugh does Newt Scamander make?

A bowchuckle.

You don't get my Harry Potter jokes?

There must be some thing RON with you.

Harry Potter puns can Slytherin to any conversation.

Harry can’t tell the difference between his potion’s pot and his best friend…

They’re both cauldron.

What’s Harry Potter’s favorite way of getting down a hill?

(I don’t know)

It’s walking…

JK ROWLING!

Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?

Nobody nose.

If there's a snowstorm this winter, I hope meteorologists will call it Harry just so we can say, "You’re a blizzard, Harry!"

Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?

Because he was cursing in class.

What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?

A Volt-demort.

How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?

With quit-itch.

If a wizard gets robbed by a Muggle, has he been Muggled?

Why does Voldemort only use Twitter and not Facebook?

Because he only has followers, not friends.

What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?

Why so Sirius?

We all know Tom Riddle is the Heir of Slytherin but Medusa is the Hair of Slytherin.

How do Death Eaters freshen their breath?

With Dementos.

Why was Harry Potter arrested?

Because he made fun of someone on Snape Chat.

Have you heard about the new book about Dumbledore being gay?

Never mind, it hasn’t come out yet.

I named my lizard "Harry" just so I can say, "You're a lizard Harry!"

If your boyfriend looks like Oliver Wood, he's probably a keeper.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

What do you call the entrance to a magical gym?

A Dumbbell door.

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