These Halloween puns really are fang-tastic! You definitely won’t get any boos from your audience if you tell these to them. No, they’re definitely not a pain in the neck!
So, without further ado, enjoy these funny Halloween puns…
Funny Halloween Puns
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Because he’s a pain in the neck.
What’s the best way to get rid of a demon?
Exorcise a lot.
What’s a vampire’s favorite flavor of ice cream?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What kind of monster can you put in your washing machine?
A wash and wear-wolf.
Where does Dracula keep his savings?
At the blood bank.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you give to a pumpkin that’s trying to stop smoking?
A pumpkin patch.
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
What happened to the guy who didn’t pay his exorcist?
He got repossessed.
What’s a monster’s favorite play?
Romeo and Ghoul-iet.
What do you get if you divide a pumpkin’s circumference by it’s diameter?
Where does Dracula eat his lunch?
At the casket-eria.
What do demons have for breakfast?
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A sour puss.
How do monsters know what the future holds for them?
They read their horror-scopes.
What do you call a haunted chicken?
What do you call a fat Jack-o-lantern?
Where do mummies go for a swim?
In the Dead Sea.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
Because everyone was a goblin.
What do you call two spiders who just got married?
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