A selection of scarily funny Halloween knock knock jokesHalloween Knock Knock Jokes

These Halloween knock knock jokes are scarily funny! They'd tickle even a skeleton's funny bone and you're sure to fang us for bringing them to you.

They're definitely all treat and no trick, so enjoy them!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Turnin.

Turnin who?

Turnin to a vampire this Halloween!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Ghost.

Ghost who?

Ghost stand over there and I'll bring you some candy!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Bee.

Bee who?

Bee-ware, there's a full moon this Halloween!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Cement.

Cement who?

Cement to scream when she saw Dracula but she fainted instead!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry, it's just a Halloween costume!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Ice Cream.

Ice cream who?

Ice cream every time I see a ghost!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Getyur.

Getyur who?

Getyur fangs outta my neck!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Voodoo.

Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think you are, dressed up like that?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Dustin.

Dustin who?

Dustin off last year's Halloween costume then I can wear it again!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Wolves Say.

Wolves say who?

Wolves say Happy Howl-oween!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Howie.

Howie who?

Howie gonna fill up our whole pumpkin with candy?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes a very scary haunted house!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive your Halloween costume!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben waiting for Halloween all year!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Howl.

Howl who?

Howl you gonna be dressing up this Halloween?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan to dress up like a vampire!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Frank.

Frank who?

Frankenstein!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Twick.

Twick who?

Twick or tweet, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Witch.

Witch who?

Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Witch.

Witch who?

Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Disguise.

Disguise who?

Disguise dressed up like a monster for Halloween!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Ivana.

Ivana who?

Ivana suck your blood!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Ooze.

Ooze who?

Ooze that monster over there?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Wanda.

Wanda who?

Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Phillip.

Phillip who?

Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

The Earl.

The Earl who?

The Earl-y bird gets the best Halloween candy!

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Jacklyn.

Jacklyn who?

Jacklyn Hyde!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Gargoyle.

Gargoyle who?

Gargoyle with salt water if your throat's sore after eating too much Halloween candy!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Aaron.

Aaron who?

Aaron on the side of caution this Halloween!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Alison.

Alison who?

Alison out for monsters very carefully on Halloween!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Zoom.

Zoom who?

Zoom did you think I was, a real ghost?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Viper.

Viper who?

Viper your mouth when you're done sucking blood!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Abbott.

Abbott who?

Abbott time you answered the door, where's my candy?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Aida.

Aida who?

Aida lot of Halloween candy and now I've got tummy ache!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Witches.

Witches who?

Witches the way to the haunted house?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Essen.

Essen who?

Essen it fun to listen to these Halloween jokes?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Police give me some candy!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Fozzie.

Fozzie who?

Fozzie hundredth time, trick or treat!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Emma.

Emma who?

Emma gonna get any Halloween candy?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Iran.

Iran who?

Iran over here to get some candy!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Twig.

Twig who?

Twig or treat!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Norma.

Norma who?

Norma'lly I say trick or treat!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Zombies.

Zombies who?

Zombies make honey, zombies don't!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Thumping.

Thumping who?

Thumping scary is right behind you!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Butter.

Butter who?

Butter have some nice Halloween candy!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Max.

Max who?

Max no difference. Trick or treat!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Bone.

Bone who?

Bone appetit, it's time for candy!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Candy.

Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Bean.

Bean who?

Bean waiting all day to go trick or treating!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Celeste.

Celeste who?

Celeste time I'm going to tell you this, trick or treat!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Diane.

Diane who?

Diane to eat my Halloween candy!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin time for Halloween!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Disk.

Disk who?

Disk is a recorded message, trick or trick!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Norway.

Norway who?

Norway I'm leaving till you give me a candy!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Eddie.

Eddie who?

Eddie body home, it's Halloween!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say zombie?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Butcher.

Butcher who?

Butcher your candy where my hand is!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Cereal.

Cereal who?

Cereal killer! Pleased to eat you!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Candy.

Candy who?

Candy door open any slower?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Dana.

Dana who?

Dana talk with your mouth full of candy!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Barbara.

Barbara who?

Barbara black sheep, have you any candy!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Wayne.

Wayne who?

Wayne can I eat my Halloween candy?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Armageddon.

Armageddon who?

Armageddon out of here!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Tad.

Tad who?

Tad old black magic!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Hope.

Hope who?

Hope you'll give me some yummy Halloween candy!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Gladys.

Gladys who?

Gladys it's my last Halloween Knock Knock joke!

 

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

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