Funny Short Joke

Cheap Drinks

A guy walks into a bar and orders the finest Scotch.

The bartender pours him the drink and passes it to him saying, “That will be $2, Sir.”

The guy says, “Woah, that’s really cheap. You’re good people; I want to thank your manager. Where is he?”

The bartender replies, “In the hotel room, Sir, with my wife.”

The guy asks, “What’s he doing with your wife?”

“The same thing I’m doing with his business.”

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Funny Short Joke

Dog Walks Into Bar

A dog walks into a bar, and takes a seat.

He says to the barman, ‘Can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please’.

The barman says, ‘Wow, that’s amazing! You should join the circus!’

The dog replies, ‘Why? Do they need electricians?’

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