Guess What Jokes
Guess what jokes we've got for you here. Yeah, you got it - Guess What jokes! And guess what - they're the funniest Guess What jokes you'll find!
Phew, that was a bit of a tongue tying and confusing introduction!
Anyway, enjoy these funny Guess What jokes...
So I rang her and said, "Guess what, I won the jackpot."
I can't believe they're still together after all that crap they've been through?
My butt cheeks.
She said, "I'll bet it's that stuck up Joanna at number 32."
That night in bed, I said to my wife, "Let's play a game - I put one on and you try to guess what flavor it is."
She closed her eyes, went under the blanket and said, "Cheese and onion flavour."
I said, "Wait! Give me time to put one on."
I guess what they say about old habits is true.
I'm not going to tell you what's on my mind today.
Both he and his wife decide that they'll play a game with the kids. They'll give them a clue and get them to guess what it is.
At meal time, the kids are eager to know what the meat is on their plates, so they beg their dad for the clue.
"Well" he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes".
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's an asshole!"
So when he got home from school, I said to him, "Steve, do you mind sitting down, I've got something to tell you."
"Dad, guess what?!" he shouted excitedly.
"Steve, this is important." I urged.
"No way, Dad. Listen!"
"Steve. Please. Don't make this hard for me. It's about your mum and me."
"Dad! Shut up! I've just won £250,000 on a scratch card!"
"That's amazing son! Your old Dad's really made up for you!"
So I told her to sit down and shut up.
Guess what - she couldn't do either.