Funny Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes
A sure-fire way to insult someone is to call their Mom ugly! So just in case you're in a battle of insults with someone, here's a great collection of Yo Mama So Ugly jokes for you to use...
Yo Mama so ugly...
even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
her memory foam mattress wishes it could forget.
she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
she had to get you drunk before she could breastfeed you.
she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
she turned three cannibals into vegetarians.
when she picked up a toddler, the zookeepers shot her.
she had to trick or treat over the phone.
she made a Happy Meal cry.
the last time I saw anything like her face, I pinned the tail on it.
The dog closes his eyes when he humps her leg.
she went into a haunted house with tickets and came out with a job.
her portraits hang themselves.
her mama put rubber bands on her ears so that people would think that she was only wearing a mask.
when she entered an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, we don't allow professionals."
she made One Direction go another direction.
when she went to the bathroom, she scared the crap out of the toilet.
they changed Halloween to YoMamaween.
when she walks into a bank they turn off the security cameras.
she went to the salon and it took 3 hours just to get an estimate.
that even Scooby Doo couldn't solve that mystery.
if ugly were bricks, she would be her own project.
she gotta wear a disguise on garbage day.
her reflection said, "I quit."
her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
she's the reason E.T. went home.
she made Stevie Wonder flinch.
I put her face on a carton of milk and it spoiled.
that when she tried to become a model they said, "The hospital's that way."
she makes blind kids cry.
she turned Medusa to stone.
that when you play hide and seek with her, you're always the one that hides.
even her shadow ran away from her.
not even goldfish will smile back.
most Snapchat filters make her better looking.
her blowjob counts as anal.
every time she walks by the toilet it flushes.
she scares blind kids away.
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Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes
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