Funny Yo Mama So Ugly JokesA collection of really funny Yo Mama So Ugly jokes

A sure-fire way to insult someone is to call their Mom ugly! So just in case you're in a battle of insults with someone, here's a great collection of Yo Mama So Ugly jokes for you to use...

Enjoy!


Yo Mama so ugly...

Yo Mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Yo Mama so ugly her memory foam mattress wishes it could forget.

Yo Mama so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.

Yo Momma so ugly she had to get you drunk before she could breastfeed you.

Yo Momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

Yo Mama so ugly she turned three cannibals into vegetarians.

Yo Mama so ugly when she picked up a toddler, the zookeepers shot her.

Yo Mama so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone.

Yo Momma so ugly she made a Happy Meal cry.

Yo Mama so ugly the last time I saw anything like her face, I pinned the tail on it.

Yo Momma so ugly the dog closes his eyes when he humps her leg.

Yo Mama so ugly she went into a haunted house with tickets and came out with a job.

Yo Mama so ugly her portraits hang themselves.

Yo Mama so ugly her mama put rubber bands on her ears so that people would think that she was only wearing a mask.

Yo Momma so ugly when she entered an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, we don't allow professionals."

Yo Momma so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Yo Mama so ugly she made onions cry.

Yo Mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the crap out of the toilet.

Yo Mama so ugly her nickname is "Damn!"

Yo Momma so ugly they changed Halloween to YoMamaween.

Yo Mama so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the security cameras.

Yo Mama so ugly she went to the salon and it took 3 hours just to get an estimate.

Yo Mama so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn't solve that mystery.

Yo Momma so ugly if ugly were bricks, she would be her own project.

Yo Mama so ugly she gotta wear a disguise on garbage day.

Yo Momma so ugly her reflection said, "I quit."

Yo Mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo Momma so ugly Satan died of fright.

Yo Mama so ugly she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.

Yo Momma so ugly she's the reason E.T. went home.

Yo Mama so ugly she made Stevie Wonder flinch.

Yo Mama so ugly I put her face on a carton of milk and it spoiled.

Yo Mama so ugly that when she tried to become a model they said, "The hospital's that way."

Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind kids cry.

Yo Momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.

Yo Mama so ugly that when you play hide and seek with her, you're always the one that hides.

Yo Mama so ugly even her shadow ran away from her.

Yo Momma so ugly she made your Dad gay.

Yo Mama so ugly not even goldfish will smile back.

Yo Mama so ugly most Snapchat filters make her better looking.

Yo Momma so ugly her blowjob counts as anal.

Yo Mama so ugly every time she walks by the toilet it flushes.

Yo Mama so ugly she scares blind kids away.


Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

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