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Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment. ~ Robert Benchley

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. ~ Oscar Wilde

If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be "meetings." ~ Dave Barry

Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. ~ C. Northcote Parkinson

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. ~ Jerome K. Jerome

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ~ Charles Lamb

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement. ~ Tom Goins

Work is much more fun than fun. ~ Noel Coward

A consultant is a man who knows 157 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. ~ Unknown

When a man tells you he got rich through hard work, ask him whose? ~ Don Marquis

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter. ~ John Gotti

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? ~ Edgar Bergen

If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves. ~ Lane Kirkland

One of the symptoms of approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. If I were a medical man, I should prescribe a holiday to any patient who considered his work important. ~ Bertrand Russell

If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z is keeping your mouth shut. ~ Albert Einstein

Personally, I have nothing against work, particularly when performed, quietly and unobtrusively, by someone else. ~ Barbara Ehrenreich

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early. ~ Groucho Marx

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. ~ Oscar Wilde

I truly believe the wireless mouse was invented so people at work had one less thing to hang themselves with. ~ Mike Vanatta

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