I got a job building Egyptian tombs, but it turned out to be a pyramid scheme.
A lumberjack applies for a job and gets called for an interview.
The interviewer asks him, “So, what experience do you have?”
The lumberjack replies, “Well, I used to work in the Sahara Forest.”
The interviewer is a little taken aback and asks, “The Sahara Forest? Don’t you mean the Sahara Desert?”
The lumberjack says, “Yeah, that’s what they call it now.”
A man visited his lawyer and said to him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”
“Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer.
“No,” said the man.
The lawyer said, “OK, then here’s what you should do. Send him a letter asking him for the $1,000 he owes you.”
“But it’s only $500,’ replied the man.
“Exactly! That’s what he’ll reply and then you’ll have your proof!”