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Funny Interview Joke

I went for a job interview today and the interviewer said to me, “According to your CV, you’re really quick at mental arithmetic.”

I said, “Yes, that’s right.”

He asked me, “Okay, what’s eighteen multiplied by nineteen?”

I replied, “Thirty nine.”

He said, “No, that’s not even close.”

I said, “No, but it was quick.”

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Bill In The Mailbox – Funny Lawyer Joke

A doctor is at a party where he gets to talking to a lawyer friend. He tells the lawyer how sick he is of his friends always asking him for free medical advice.

The lawyer says, “Just to what I do, and leave a bill in their mailbox.”

The doctor says he’ll give this a try and thanks his lawyer friend.

When the doctor gets home, he finds a bill in the mailbox from his lawyer.

Call Center Jokes

Call Center Jokes

Working in a call center can be tough, dealing with customers and queries all day long all while having to maintain a professional and friendly manner. While it may not be the greatest job in the world (though no doubt some people love it), it can still have its funny side. With that in mind, here’s a collection of our favorite funny call center jokes.

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Really Funny Jokes

Camouflage Training

I’m in the army and this afternoon I got called in to see my commanding officer. He growled at me, “I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.”

I said, “Thank you very much, sir.”

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I’m a Lumberjack

A lumberjack applies for a job and gets called for an interview.

The interviewer asks him, “So, what experience do you have?”

The lumberjack replies, “Well, I used to work in the Sahara Forest.”

The interviewer is a little taken aback and asks, “The Sahara Forest? Don’t you mean the Sahara Desert?”

The lumberjack says, “Yeah, that’s what they call it now.”

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Not A Lawyer Joke

A cop arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car has smashed into a tree. He rushes over to the car and asks the driver, “Are you badly hurt?”

“How do I know?” the driver replies. “I’m not a lawyer.”