Teacher Jokes And Puns
Funny teacher jokes are in a class of of their own! A great teacher inspires respect and admiration. But they also know how to laugh too.
And so we proudly present this collection of the best teacher jokes ever! We hope you enjoy them.
When we all cheered, she said, "We'll have the other half this afternoon."
She can't control her pupils.
She said, "I agree, but I couldn't give you any less."
Of course, if we paid them more they wouldn't need it.
Pick them up and roll them back.
He said he wanted the lesson to be clear.
My teacher asked me why.
I said, "You keep saying things go in one ear and out the other, so I'm trying to keep them in."
I said, "You told us to do them without using tables."
The judge rose from the bench and said, "Madam, I've waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court."
Then he smiled as he said, "Now, sit down at that table and write 500 times, 'I will not pass through a red light.'"
I said, "I hope so too."
I said, "Life imprisonment."
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."
I asked him which end.
Because he swept her off her feet.
Look at the board and I will go through it again.
I'll never forget the first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French.
One question said, "Give two reasons for entering the teaching profession."
The teacher wrote: "July and August."
I said, "Not really."
After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
"No Ma'am, "he said, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
I said, "A heart attack."
I told them they failed to educate me.
Did I have a smug look on my face later on in life when I handed him his burger and fries at the drive through.
That's the last time I listen to him. I was halfway through my horoscope when I heard, "Okay, pencils down."
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