The best funny sleep puns you could ever dream of!Funny Sleep Puns

If you need sleep puns, you'll never be caught napping again!

That's because you couldn't dream of better puns than these.

So enjoy them...

I was offered a job at a mattress factory. I asked them if I could sleep on it.

When you dream in color, is it a pigment of your imagination?

I went to a gig last night and the band's guitarist passed out on stage. He must have rocked himself to sleep.

How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

I accidentally went to bed with my contact lenses in last night. My dreams have never been clearer.

My daughter couldn't get to sleep last night so I repeatedly said "Bursary" until she nodded off. It was the only nursery rhyme I could think of.

Last night I had a dream that I'd written The Lord of the Rings. When I told my wife in the morning she said I'd been Tolkien in my sleep.

Is your iPad making you fall asleep? There’s a nap for that.

Do you ever get tired of sleeping?

My friend asked me if they could borrow some sleeping pills. I said !Sure, knock yourself out.!

The male pig puts everyone to sleep. You could say he's quite the boar.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin’ catholic.

What idiot called it "insomnia", and not "resisting a rest"?

What do you get when you eat cookies in bed? Crummy sleep.

I got paid for being part of a study at the sleep clinic. It was my dream job.

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer.

There was a kidnapping at school yesterday. It's okay though, he woke up.

I was lonely so I bought a sheep and called it "Relation". Now I have a relationsheep.

Do people who climb the world's highest mountain ever rest?

Why do dragons sleep during the day? So they can fight knights.

What pill do you give an elephant who can't sleep? A trunkquilizer.

Is a sleeping bag a nap sack?

What do you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative? A napkin.

Where do fish sleep? In a river bed.

I always sleep on a chandelier. I'm a light sleeper.

Have you heard about those new corduroy pillow cases? They're really making headlines.

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