Funny Skeleton Jokes
These funny skeleton jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone!
They’re perfect for adding a little humor to Halloween, or indeed any other occasion.
And there are skele-tons of them, so enjoy this selection of the best skeleton jokes and puns…
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Because it’s good for the bones.
A lazy bones.
Because they don’t have any organs.
Because they have no body to dance with.
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Because they have no guts.
I’ll have a beer please, and a mop.
Because they don’t have the stomach for it.
When something tickles his funny bone.
Bone To Be Wild.
Because he could feel it in his bones.
Because he was feeling bonely.
Because the cold goes right through them.
If you enjoyed our funny skeleton jokes, be sure to check out the rest of our Halloween jokes too, including these: