Funny Short Joke

Melania Trump Joke

Donald Trump may be the next president of the U.S.A. but the real winner is Melania Trump.

She can now call herself the First Lady instead of the Third Wife.

Funny Joke

Funny Computer Science Student Joke

A mugger jumps out in front of a university student and shouts, “Your money or your life!”

The student just keeps on walking as he says, “Sorry, I’m a computer science student, I don’t have either.”

Boy laughing at short funny joke

Funny Election Joke

A little girl asked her Dad one day, “Dad, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time?'”

Her Dad replied, “No honey, some of them begin with ‘If I’m elected.'”