Grinning at good joke

I’ll Kill Him

If I ever find out the name of the surgeon that screwed up my limb transplant, I’ll kill him …

With my bear hands.

Rabbit smiley laughing at a good joke

How much?

If I had a penny for every time someone said they think I have OCD…

I’d have 1,526 pennies.

Rabbit laughing at funny joke

French Fries

Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.