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Airline Ban

Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and be glad that you are alive?

I did and apparently won’t be allowed on this airline again …

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Watch It!

Why is everyone obsessed with that new horror movie?

Like, I was driving today and this is the third time someone has rolled down their window and yelled to me, “Hey! Watch It!”

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Bad Habits

I’ve been reading so much about the bad effects of smoking, drinking and drugs that I’ve finally decided …

To give up reading.

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Captive Toast

At the zoo I noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures.

I asked the keeper, “How did that toast get into the cage?”

“It was bread in captivity” she replied.