Women laughing at hilarious joke

Goggle Box

My sister turned off the TV on me whilst I was watching it today.

After a few moments of staring at the blank screen, I thought to myself, “That’s not on”.

Funny One Liners


I walked down a street today where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.

That was a trip down memory lane.

Funny Joke

Funny Dog Poop Joke

I was walking along the street yesterday when I slipped in some dog dirt.

A minute later this big guy did the same thing. I said to him, “I just did that.”

He punched me in the face.

Boy laughing at short funny joke

Homeless Woman

I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.

The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Funny Joke

Just One Potato

I was having dinner with my boss and his wife and she said to me, “How many potatoes would you like Tim?”

I said “Ooh, I’ll just have one please.”

She said “It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.”

“Alright,” I said, “I’ll just have one then, you stupid cow.”

Funny Joke

Wicker Chairs

Two old men are sitting on the deck of a cruise ship.

The first one asks, “Have you read Marx?”

The other one replies, “Yes. I believe that comes from sitting on these wicker chairs.”

Gnome laughing at funny jokes

Strange Underwear

A guy wearing only Saran wrap underwear walks into a psychiatrists office.

The doctor takes one look at him and says, “Well, I can clearly see your nuts.”

Boy laughing at short funny joke

Monkee Obsessed

When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.

And then I saw her face.