Hilarious Jokes

Funny Abraham Lincoln Joke

When I complained about doing homework, my Dad said to me, “When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked 9 miles to school and did homework by candlelight.”

I said, “When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was President.”

Funny Short Joke

Funny Wife Birthday Present Joke

It’s my wife’s birthday in a couple of days and when I asked her what she wanted she said she’d be happy with anything with lots of diamonds in it.

She’s going to love this pack of playing cards I’ve bought her.

Women laughing at hilarious joke

Funny US Election Joke

You can say what you like about Donald Trump …

But he’s doing more than anyone else in the world to stop Donald Trump from being elected president.