Funny Joke

Funny Magic 8 Ball Joke

Did you know that if you drink the fluid from a Magic 8 Ball you can see the future?

Trust me, it’s true. My friend Steve did it and said he was going to die, and then he did.

Funny Short Joke

Funny Car Sale Joke

“When one door closes, another one opens,” he said.

“That’s all well and good,” I said, “But until you fix it, I’m not buying the car.”