Boy laughing at short funny joke

Traffic Warden’s Funeral

As the coffin is being lowered into the ground at a traffic warden’s funeral, a voice from inside screams, “I’m not dead, I’m not dead. Let me out!”

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters…

“Too late pal, I’ve already done the paperwork.”

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Funny Short Joke

Bank Robber

A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun and points it at the teller.

“Give me all your money or you’re geography.” he says.

The teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?”

The robber says, “Don’t change the subject.”

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