Funny Short Joke

Funny Best Thing Joke

An inventor shows his friend the first knife ever.

His friend says, “Wow! That’s the best thing since bread.”

The inventor says, “Well, I’m about to blow your mind.”

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Funny Poop Your Pants Joke

I tried to explain to my four-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants.

But he’s not buying it. In fact, he’s still making fun of me.