Grinning at good joke


I couldn’t undo the buttons on my sweater so I tried pulling it over my head but it got stuck.

I’m at the hospital now, waiting to see a cardyologist.

Smiley giving thumbs up to funny joke

Mystery Writers

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in most of the way, and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.

Smiley sticking tongue out at funny joke

Disliked Farmer

Last night, my neighbor got on his tractor and started yelling, “The end is near!!”

I hate living next to Farmer Geddon.