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Flat-earthers

There’s a new reality show where flat-earthers are trying to find the edge of the world.

They’ll be so disappointed when the finale is not a cliffhanger.

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Snowballs

My wife is furious at me for throwing a snowball at my son.

On top of that, I’m also banned from the maternity ward.

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Repeat Infractions

I said to the judge, “60% of my parking tickets are bogus!”

He said, “Repeat infractions?”

I said, “Okay, 3/5 of my parking tickets are bogus!”

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Saving Ammo

In the middle of the battle, I decided to use a knife to preserve my ammo.

All the other paintball players started freaking out though.

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Cannon Fodder

My Dad used to get shot from a cannon at the circus.

When he retired they had to close the show.

They couldn’t find another man of his caliber.

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Magic Act

I’ve started using garlic in my magic act.

First I start by crushing it, adding basil and some pine nuts and then I blend them altogether with some Parmesan and olive oil.

Then… hey… pesto!