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Undercover Cop

Yesterday I saw a police officer wearing a pilot’s uniform.

I thought it was a bit odd.

Then I realised he was one of those plane clothes cops.

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Say No To Drugs

The saying, “Say no to drugs” has always made me laugh.

If you’re talking to drugs, it’s probably too late to say no to them.

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Strongest Days

Which days are the strongest?

Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays but Saturday and Sunday are where the weekends.

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Sorry For The Delay

I went to the doctor’s today and when I walked in, she said, “I’m sorry about your wait.”

I said, “So am I but it’s okay, I’ve been fat all my life.”

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Office Security Guard

My boss told me that as a security guard, it’s my job to watch the office.

I’m on season 6 now but I’m not really sure what it’s got to do with security.

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About The Menu…

I said to the waitress, “Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please?”

She said, “The men I please are none of your business!”

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Every time I ask someone what the acronym LGBTQ stands for…

I can never get a straight answer.

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Shipping Magnate

If someone makes their fortune in ships, we call them a shipping magnate.

If someone makes their fortune in oil, we call them an oil magnate.

What do you call someone who makes their fortune selling fridges?

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Excuse My French

When I was a kid, my parents would always say, “Excuse my French” after a swear word.

I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French.

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Martial Arts

I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked if I could take two, he said no.

I said, “Can I at least Taekwondo?”