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How Many Trees?

My son asked my how you can tell if someone is an alcoholic.

I said, “Do you see those four trees over there? Well, an alcoholic would see eight.”

My son said, “But Dad, I only see two.”

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Wrong Stereotype

People think just because I grew up in the ghetto back in the 80s, I should walk around carrying a big old boom box on my shoulder.

But I refuse to go with that stereotype.

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Oldest Computer

The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve.

Yes, it was an Apple.

But with an extremely limited memory.

Just one byte.

Then everything crashed.

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Carnival Game

Have you seen that weird new Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?

It’s called guac-a-mole.

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Chessboard Cake Joke

I bought a chessboard cake from the baker’s today.

I took one bite and said, “It’s stale, mate.”

He seemed surprised and said, “No, mate.”

I handed it to him and said, “Check mate.”