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State Of The Art

My Dad was bragging about his hearing aid.

“State of the art,” he said. “Cost me a fortune.”

“Awesome,” I said, “What type is it?”

“Two thirty,” he replied.

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A friend asked me if I knew anything about 1’s and 0’s.

I told him I knew a bit.

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Black Hole Picture

If you aren’t impressed with the picture of the first black hole…

You clearly don’t understand the gravity of the situation.

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Cutting Ties

I decided to cut ties with all the people weighing my down.

My climbing partner didn’t appreciate it.

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I taught my daughter what the word bargain meant.

She said, “Thanks Dad. That means a great deal.”

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Liquor Store Joke

I was in a liquor store and an employee asked me, “Do you need help?”

I said, “Yes, but I’m going to get whiskey instead.”

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Not Yet

A three year old boy examined his testicles in bath.

“Mom,” he asked, “Are these my brains?”

“Not yet,” she replied.

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Big Mistake

My dad lost his job at the cemetery yesterday.

He buried someone in the wrong plot.

It was a grave mistake.