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Lunch Money

To this day, the boy who used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money.

On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.

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Buy Some Meat

I told my friend people keep accidentally asking me to purchase meat for them.

He said, “By mistake?”

I said, “Oh come on, not you as well!”

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My therapist told me my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.

I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.

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