Really Funny Short Jokes

A colleciton of really funny short jokesIf we had to choose a favorite type of joke here at LaffGaff, it’d probably be funny short jokes. Maybe it’s just down to our lack of patience (or the modern malaise of wanting everything now), but for us you just can’t beat a clever yet quick short joke.

Anyway, check out our selections below and see what you think. And remember we publish a new joke every day, so be sure to come back regularly for all the latest laughs.

And if you’ve got a really funny short joke of your own that’s not listed here, why not tell us using the Submit A Joke link at the top of the page. We’ll be sure to credit you if we use your joke.

Latest Funny Short Jokes

Smiley giving thumbs up to funny joke


There’s a new reality show where flat-earthers are trying to find the edge of the world.

They’ll be so disappointed when the finale is not a cliffhanger.

Smiley laughing at funny one liner


My wife is furious at me for throwing a snowball at my son.

On top of that, I’m also banned from the maternity ward.

Laughing at funny short joke

Repeat Infractions

I said to the judge, “60% of my parking tickets are bogus!”

He said, “Repeat infractions?”

I said, “Okay, 3/5 of my parking tickets are bogus!”

Smiley giving thumbs up to funny joke

Saving Ammo

In the middle of the battle, I decided to use a knife to preserve my ammo.

All the other paintball players started freaking out though.

Smiley laughing at a good joke

Cannon Fodder

My Dad used to get shot from a cannon at the circus.

When he retired they had to close the show.

They couldn’t find another man of his caliber.