Really Funny Short Jokes

A colleciton of really funny short jokesIf we had to choose a favorite type of joke here at LaffGaff, it’d probably be funny short jokes. Maybe it’s just down to our lack of patience (or the modern malaise of wanting everything now), but for us you just can’t beat a clever yet quick short joke.

Anyway, check out our selections below and see what you think. And remember we publish a new joke every day, so be sure to come back regularly for all the latest laughs.

And if you’ve got a really funny short joke of your own that’s not listed here, why not tell us using the Submit A Joke link at the top of the page. We’ll be sure to credit you if we use your joke.

Latest Funny Short Jokes

Smiley in sunglasses laughing at really funny joke

Wildest Fantasies

Video games let you live out your wildest fantasies.

For example, The Sims gives you the chance to have a stable job and own your own home.

Smiley giving thumbs up to funny joke

Vacuum Cleaner Spy

If you think your microwave and your TV spying on you is bad…

Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

Rabbit laughing at funny joke

You Know You Want To!

I have a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m sexy”…

When I’m feeling down, I just sit at green lights until I feel good about myself.

Grinning at good joke

So Much Debt

I’m in so much debt, I can’t afford to pay my electric bill.

These are the darkest days of my life.