Really Funny Short Jokes

A colleciton of really funny short jokesIf we had to choose a favorite type of joke here at LaffGaff, it’d probably be funny short jokes. Maybe it’s just down to our lack of patience (or the modern malaise of wanting everything now), but for us you just can’t beat a clever yet quick short joke.

Anyway, check out our selections below and see what you think. And remember we publish a new joke every day, so be sure to come back regularly for all the latest laughs.

And if you’ve got a really funny short joke of your own that’s not listed here, why not tell us using the Submit A Joke link at the top of the page. We’ll be sure to credit you if we use your joke.

Latest Funny Short Jokes

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Oldest Computer

The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve.

Yes, it was an Apple.

But with an extremely limited memory.

Just one byte.

Then everything crashed.

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Carnival Game

Have you seen that weird new Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?

It’s called guac-a-mole.

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Chessboard Cake Joke

I bought a chessboard cake from the baker’s today.

I took one bite and said, “It’s stale, mate.”

He seemed surprised and said, “No, mate.”

I handed it to him and said, “Check mate.”

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A Reason For Living

If you’re feeling down, dry drinking a pint of water before going to bed.

It’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

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Stoned Before Auction

I always make sure I get stoned before I go to an auction.

That way even if I don’t win anything, I’m always the highest bidder.