Really Funny Short Jokes

A colleciton of really funny short jokesIf we had to choose a favorite type of joke here at LaffGaff, it’d probably be funny short jokes. Maybe it’s just down to our lack of patience (or the modern malaise of wanting everything now), but for us you just can’t beat a clever yet quick short joke.

Anyway, check out our selections below and see what you think. And remember we publish a new joke every day, so be sure to come back regularly for all the latest laughs.

And if you’ve got a really funny short joke of your own that’s not listed here, why not tell us using the Submit A Joke link at the top of the page. We’ll be sure to credit you if we use your joke.



Latest Funny Short Jokes

Smiley grinning at funny joke

Police Record

I got pulled over by the cops and asked if I had a police record.

I said, “No, but I’ve got a Sting album.”

Grinning at good joke

I’ll Kill Him

If I ever find out the name of the surgeon that screwed up my limb transplant, I’ll kill him …

With my bear hands.

Rabbit smiley laughing at a good joke

How much?

If I had a penny for every time someone said they think I have OCD…

I’d have 1,526 pennies.