Really Funny Short Jokes

A colleciton of really funny short jokesIf we had to choose a favorite type of joke here at LaffGaff, it’d probably be funny short jokes. Maybe it’s just down to our lack of patience (or the modern malaise of wanting everything now), but for us you just can’t beat a clever yet quick short joke.

Anyway, check out our selections below and see what you think. And remember we publish a new joke every day, so be sure to come back regularly for all the latest laughs.

And if you’ve got a really funny short joke of your own that’s not listed here, why not tell us using the Submit A Joke link at the top of the page. We’ll be sure to credit you if we use your joke.

Latest Funny Short Jokes

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Cool Grandpa

This morning, my Grandpa walked into my room with a young bearded guy wearing skinny jeans.

I said, “Who is this guy?”

My Grandpa said, “My hip replacement.”

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Hot Wheels

Police attending an incident returned to their car to find all four wheels had been stolen.

Officers are working tyrelessly to find the culprit.

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Constipated Or Not?

I said to the doctor, “I feel constepatid!!”

He said, “I think you mean constipated.”

I said, “No, I just had a vowel movement.”

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The doctor said to me, “Do you know you have a serious problem vocalizing your emotions?”

I said, “I can’t say I’m surprised.”

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80s Pop Music

The doctor said to me, “Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s pop music!”

I said, “Yikes, what’s The Cure?”

He said, “Oh my God, it’s worse than I thought!”

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Low Blood Pressure

My doctor has just diagnosed me as having low blood pressure.

He’s given me a prescription for two Ikea self-assembly wardrobes.

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Funny Word

Asparagus is a funny word.

It sounds like an Italian guy begging you not to kill someone called Gus.

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That Didn’t Take Long!

A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen.

Upon leaving the man’s apartment, the officer found the man’s bag at the bottom of the stairwell.

It was a brief case.