Funny Short Jokes

Funny Short JokesIf we had to choose a favorite type of joke here at LaffGaff, it’d probably be funny short jokes. Maybe it’s just down to our lack of patience (or the modern malaise of wanting everything now), but for us you just can’t beat a clever yet quick short joke.

Anyway, check out our selections below and see what you think…

Funny Short Jokes

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Boy laughing at short funny joke

Funny Argument Joke

A man and his wife are having an argument.

The wife yells, “Get out of the house, I hate you! I want a divorce, get out now!”

Then, as her husband is walking out the door, she screams, “I hope you die a slow and painful death!”

The husband stops and says, “Hang on a minute, now you want me to stay?”

Boy laughing at short funny joke

Funny Named After Joke

I told my girlfriend I was named after Thomas Jefferson.

She said, “But your name is Brian.”

I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”

Funny Short Joke

Funny Democracy Joke

To teach my kids about democracy, I let them vote on what we would have for dinner.

They picked pizza.

Then I made tacos because they don’t live in a swing state.