Really Funny Short Jokes

A colleciton of really funny short jokesIf we had to choose a favorite type of joke here at LaffGaff, it’d probably be funny short jokes. Maybe it’s just down to our lack of patience (or the modern malaise of wanting everything now), but for us you just can’t beat a clever yet quick short joke.

Anyway, check out our selections below and see what you think. And remember we publish a new joke every day, so be sure to come back regularly for all the latest laughs.

And if you’ve got a really funny short joke of your own that’s not listed here, why not tell us using the Submit A Joke link at the top of the page. We’ll be sure to credit you if we use your joke.

Latest Funny Short Jokes

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Skin Graft

Does anyone know if its possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn’t family?

Arse skin for a friend.

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Ikea Taxes

IKEA has been accused of evading over $500 million in taxes. Apparently, prosecutors have been after them for years…

But they’re having a really hard time putting their case together.

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Bohemian Rhapsody

I’ve just downloaded the Queen movie, Bohemian Rhapsody.

I think it was filmed in a cinema though, as I see a little silhouetto of a man.

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Salmon Clothes

My friend is making a lot of money by selling photos of salmon dressed up in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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Negativity Jar

Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have pessimistic thoughts, I put a dollar in…

It’s currently half empty…

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Make The Bed

Every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed.

Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of junk to Ikea.

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Sentient Water Basin

In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter.

Let that sink in.