Really Funny Short Jokes

A colleciton of really funny short jokesIf we had to choose a favorite type of joke here at LaffGaff, it’d probably be funny short jokes. Maybe it’s just down to our lack of patience (or the modern malaise of wanting everything now), but for us you just can’t beat a clever yet quick short joke.

Anyway, check out our selections below and see what you think. And remember we publish a new joke every day, so be sure to come back regularly for all the latest laughs.

And if you’ve got a really funny short joke of your own that’s not listed here, why not tell us using the Submit A Joke link at the top of the page. We’ll be sure to credit you if we use your joke.



Latest Funny Short Jokes

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Make The Bed

Every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed.

Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of junk to Ikea.

Smiley laughing at funny one liner

Sentient Water Basin

In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter.

Let that sink in.

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Elevator Man

I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said, “Have a good day, son.”

“Don’t call me son,” I said. “You’re not my dad.”

He scratched his head and said, “No, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”.

Smiley sticking tongue out at funny joke

Smoke Machines

A sketchy guy just came into my shop and bought six smoke machines, so I called the cops.

I think he must be a part of some extreme mist group.

Smiley sticking tongue out at funny joke

Morning Jog

Every morning for the past six months, I’ve announced loudly to my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I haven’t.

It’s a running joke.