Really Funny Short Jokes

A colleciton of really funny short jokesIf we had to choose a favorite type of joke here at LaffGaff, it’d probably be funny short jokes. Maybe it’s just down to our lack of patience (or the modern malaise of wanting everything now), but for us you just can’t beat a clever yet quick short joke.

Anyway, check out our selections below and see what you think. And remember we publish a new joke every day, so be sure to come back regularly for all the latest laughs.

And if you’ve got a really funny short joke of your own that’s not listed here, why not tell us using the Submit A Joke link at the top of the page. We’ll be sure to credit you if we use your joke.

Latest Funny Short Jokes

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Art Thief

A thief tried to steal the paintings at the Louvre in Paris.

He was caught two blocks away when he ran out of gas.

He said, “I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. But I tried because I had nothing Toulouse.”

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Weight Gain Competition

I recently entered a competition to see who had gained the most weight and lost the most hair.

Obviously, it wasn’t called that.

It was advertised as a ‘School Reunion.’

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People always told my dad his pride would be the death of him.

And sure enough he was eaten by his favorite lion last Friday.

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Lobster Tails

Today I stopped at this roadside stand that said lobster tails $2.

So I paid my $2 and the guy said, “Once upon a time there was this lobster…”

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Airport Jokes

I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes.

The doctor says it’s terminal.

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Did you know that before the crowbar was invented…

Most crows drank at home.

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I didn’t think vodka could help my problems.

But it was worth a shot.

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Serious Opportunity

I said to my boss, “Can we talk? I have a problem.”

My boss replied, “Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!”

I said, “Okay, I have a serious drinking opportunity.”

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Broke Student

In college I was so broke I couldn’t afford the electricity bill.

Those were the darkest days of my life.

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Shopping List

My wife asked me to put tomato ketchup on the shopping list that I was writing out.

I can’t read a word now.