Funny Roses Are Red Poems

Funny Roses Are Red PoemsFunny Roses Are Red poems are vital if your Valentine's Day card is going to hit the mark. Making someone laugh is a sure way to their heart by making them warm to you.

So here's some of our favorite funny Roses Are Red poems to help you out...


Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I finally got a girlfriend,

Now what do I do?

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

This card was expensive,

Take off all your clothes.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Who is your Daddy,

And what does he do?

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I'm using my hand,

But thinking of you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Some poems rhyme,

This one doesn't.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I'm a cougar,

How old are you?

Roses are red,

Here's something new.

Violets are violet,

They're not blue.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

But I wouldn't know,

Because you never bring me flowers...

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Sunflowers are yellow,

I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, these are just gardening facts.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Garbage is dumped,

And so are you.

Roses are red,

Corpses are blue.

Sorry you're dead,

I forgot you're allergic to roses.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I'm bad at gardening,

And even worse at poetry.

Roses are red,

Violets are violet.

Here's my number,

Why don't you dial it?

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Poems are hard,

And I am too.

Roses are red,

Lettuce is green.

I like your legs,

And what's in between.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Get out of my bed,

Seriously, who are you?

Roses are red,

And ready for plucking.

Girls out of high school,

Are ready for... college.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I have a gun,

Now get in the van.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Faces like yours,

Belong in the zoo.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I am single,

Can we mingle?

Roses are red,

Violets are violet.

You be the cockpit,

And I'll be the pilot.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Fudge is sweet,

Here's some fudge.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I messed up big time,

Now what can I do?

Roses are reddish,

Violets are bluish.

If it wasn't for Jesus,

We'd all be Jewish.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Onions stink,

And so do you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Pornhub is down,

Your Mom's Facebook will do.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

You're a pyscho,

But I still love you.

Roses are red,

Facebook is blue.

No mutual friends,

Who the hell are you?

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Your webcam is on,

And I'm watching you.

Mario is red,

Sonic is blue.

Will you be,

My player #2?

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I'm a schizophrenic,

And so am I.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I'm waiting for the day,

When we finally screw.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Violets are blue,

Roses are red.

By the end of the day,

You'll be in my bed.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I have five fingers,

The middle one's for you.

Roses are red,

The grass is green.

I want you in my bed,

If you know what I mean.

Roses are red,

And so are my lips.

So sit on my face,

And wiggle your hips.

Roses are gray,

Violets are gray.

Everything is gray,

I'm a dog.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I've got genital warts,

Soon you will too.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

What I though was vaseline,

Turned out to be glue.

Roses Are Red Funny Poems

If you enjoyed these funny Roses Are Red poems, be sure to check out the rest of our site, including these:

Subscribe Now & Get A Free Joke Book!
Get More Really Funny Jokes & Laughs!

Subscribe to LaffGaff free now and getĀ even more really funny jokes, witty quotes and laughs in our email newsletter! Plus get our free eBook packed with all the best Yo Mama jokes!